tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39774822011-09-01T08:07:32.775-04:00A Moment of Matt's MadnessDid you know that the internet watches you while you sleep? It's true...Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.comBlogger4281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1116802784191835602005-05-22T18:57:00.000-04:002005-05-22T18:59:44.196-04:00I'm HomeThe subject says it all. Call me. It's been less than 24 hours, but i'm marginally bored.Woo College!!!Woo Beachweek!!!Ask. You will get many an interesting story about anything. From cooking to cleaning, from sober to intoxicated, from sexual to chaste, from exciting to boring. Anything you want you can have. Except for heroine.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1115136939930897882005-05-03T12:10:00.000-04:002005-05-03T12:15:39.933-04:00In Response to the Real World:FUCK YOU.That's right. I said it. What now!?Since 2 hours before I left my internship on my last day last summer, I have been guaranteed a spot back there this summer, so said my boss and my boss's boss, both of whom talked about my returning this summer as fact, saying such things like "and when you're here next summer...". So why is it that today the HR department calls me to say that they Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1113248990953664832005-04-11T15:49:00.000-04:002005-04-11T15:49:50.953-04:00In response to DavidYes. I've sort of given up on the blog, except for hither, thither and yon. Some people find it a fun procrastination tool to read this, so why not fuel their unproductivity? I'm fueling mine by writing this. Hooray college!Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1113248780224738802005-04-11T15:43:00.000-04:002005-04-11T15:46:20.226-04:00I hate eggsEnough said. My housemates and I hosted a party for an organization we're in. It was a closed party. Some people got bounced because they weren't in the organization. They got pissed off and tried egging the house, but missed and managed to hit people in the front yard instead.1. it says something about the shmucks egging the house if they can't hit a building with an egg.2. what loser gets Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1112249259024666452005-03-31T01:05:00.000-05:002005-03-31T01:07:39.026-05:00Where have I been!?College... Europe... more college... yeah...Who left me the comment that told me to update more and signed it "A fan?" because you should email me. You must be an awesome person if you're interested in my life. Seriously.Women suck. Men suck harder. My housemate needs a slow, painful near-death experience for being an egocentric fuckhead. Although the tables have turned on him, and it has Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1092786006402722862004-08-17T19:39:00.000-04:002004-08-17T19:40:06.403-04:00Running "Away"This was my most recent away message. I decided to run. It explains itself.
I'm morbidly scared of running, but my my mother has one car and the other one's in the shop so i can't swim. And I need to do something so it looks like running is the solution. But I'm off put by the stigma associated with it courtesy of middle school physical education. So here goes. Maybe i'll see if i can run Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1091895383624337882004-08-07T12:04:00.000-04:002004-08-07T12:16:23.623-04:00"Holy Moses Superstar" and the "The 12 Disciples: The Movie"First, a shout-out is due to one Philippe Garcesto and one Mike Patierno (is this how you spell your last name? you probably don't read it anyway, so who cares...?) for their spectacularly awesome production of "Jesus Christ Superstar: Return of the Angsty Jesus-Smash". It was good. I enjoyed it.
And kudos to mike for sporting eye-liner like a crack whore from 10th Avenue.
Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1091672056226159642004-08-04T22:07:00.000-04:002004-08-04T22:14:16.226-04:00BowlingSo today Shearman & Sterling LLP treated the interns to an afternoon (3 hours) of bowling at an awesome bowling alley right off of Union Square in the city. So we got the afternoon off of work but got paid for the time anyway. Kick ass in every way. So I went bowling for free with Jacob Bartholomew and a bunch of other guys. We passed a poster from Princess Diaries 2 which Jacob immediately Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1090945558598937152004-07-27T12:25:00.000-04:002004-07-27T12:25:58.596-04:00Breaking NewsIn retaliation for the decision of the Philippines government to withdraw their 51 troops from Iraq, President Bush has issued an executive order banning the use of manila envelopes
Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1090945516450037002004-07-27T12:17:00.000-04:002004-07-27T12:25:16.450-04:00Anger ManagementSubject: Anger Management--but don't try this, it is against the law But very creative and pretty funny.
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com144tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1090512269182892272004-07-22T12:02:00.000-04:002004-07-22T12:04:29.183-04:00PubertyI wrote this on the subject of why women aren't allowed to make their own decisions about abortion and why homosexuals aren't allowed to choose to get married while heterosexual men are allowed to make all these decisions and more:
Everyone knows that homosexuals and women lack the gland necessary to think for themselves. Only heterosexual men have enough testosterone to stunt their higher Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1089901610552548942004-07-15T10:13:00.000-04:002004-07-15T10:26:50.553-04:00Bored at WorkSo as some of you know and as others of you don't, I got a job working at the law firm of Shearman and Stirling. As a point of reference, this firm has over 200 partners, 19 offices across the globe, and was the firm that set up the Nuremberg Trials (spelling?). Anyway, it's big and important, probably one of the biggest firms in the world. But that's besides the point.
I was hired in the IT Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1089849912137040732004-07-14T20:04:00.000-04:002004-07-14T20:05:12.136-04:00SpamBelow is a verbatim email that was sent to an email collective and then forwarded to me by a friend of mine. The wording is... hilarious. Just awesome.
candied Martinique waffles, stress rancid asylum, weaknesses inviting expels tubes Madeleine pregnant hustling credential refrain millet oration steeper baths. predate Reeves majesties Negroes crosses, chauffeur craftsman crumples Taipei Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1089483975140247552004-07-10T14:25:00.000-04:002004-07-10T14:26:15.140-04:00TiredI'm sooo tired. Is it bedtime yet? working 7 days a week is a bit crazy... and i'm only one week into the 7 week stretch... uh oh. Nap time? no. I need to be at cold stone in half an hour.
And in the musical Hair there is a song about masturbation and sodomy. exciting?Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1089125396047186082004-07-06T10:26:00.000-04:002004-07-06T10:49:56.046-04:00Work-aholicSo I've been working almost every night at cold stone creamery the past week or two, and I've put on 497.62 pounds of weight over this time. But it's ok. I started swimming and After I initially jumped in and displaced the entire pool I worked off all the weight from the icecream that i'd put on.
But on my day off from cold stone I worked with Laurence Craig (the caterer), so it wasn't even Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1088480173175147272004-06-28T23:22:00.000-04:002004-06-28T23:36:13.176-04:00I love RussiaSo saturday and sunday I catered at a wedding. The call was at 1:00 on saturday at some house in Bedminster which, for those of you who don't know, is about half an hour's drive west of here in the Jerz. So I showed up early (because that's always a good thing to do on day one). There were about 70 waitstaff, 30 chefs, and 30 or 40 miscellaneous people there setting up for this party of 214 Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1088094218081129572004-06-24T12:20:00.000-04:002004-06-24T12:23:38.080-04:00I hate titlesSo I finally have a job people are jealous of! It isn't steady work, but sporadic. This weekend I'm working with a caterer at some house in Bedminster, NJ. The Caterer is Lawrence Craig, one of the top 5 in New Jersey. It's a minimum of 5 hours a day, but they say it'll probably be closer to 8. And on top of that, I'm getting paid $20 an hour for my time. I'm finally satisfied.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087877375074937272004-06-21T23:55:00.000-04:002004-06-22T00:09:35.073-04:00Quotables"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
- Evelyn Waugh
"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A BEST friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'"
"Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument an exchange of ignorance."
--Robert Quillen
"Joey have you ever been in a Turkish prison?..."
-Airplane
"Do they call israeli Martial Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com6943tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087873921928155782004-06-21T23:10:00.000-04:002004-06-21T23:12:01.926-04:00unemployedWhy is it utterly impossible for me to find a job? I hate, with a capitol 'h', unemployment. Chances are I'm going to be stuck lifeguarding at the south orange pool for 10 hours a day, 5 days a week. And that might just make me cry. Because that would suck royally. Apparently they now pay nearly 50% more than they did last summer, so that's hot. But still, i'm wallowing in poverty. Any Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087788110658505752004-06-20T23:14:00.000-04:002004-06-20T23:21:50.656-04:00BaltimoreThe highlight of the trip was when i first arrived and my 4 year old cousin ran through the living room and shouted:
"Why do I have to pee all the time?"
Baltimore was an orgie of eating. Nothing more, nothing less. Enjoyable though.
For the entirety of the 3 hour car ride home we were forced by my brother to listen to Don Giovani. An Opera of enormous lengths. Normally I like classical Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087498788567471692004-06-17T14:58:00.000-04:002004-06-17T14:59:48.566-04:00untitledI have a bit of news for everyone, and depending on their persuasion it is either good or bad.
I am back home. And not dead. Or even horribly maimed or injured.
Hooray!
or Boo.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087274665020568012004-06-15T00:43:00.000-04:002004-06-15T00:44:25.020-04:00Vacation!I'm going to UVA. In 7 hours. Shit. I need to get to sleep. Gnite.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087067223073489152004-06-12T14:55:00.000-04:002004-06-12T15:07:03.073-04:00Roman Cross?I realized last night (because robin told me so) that, in my counter, there is a big red roman cross. Symbolizing that I am Catholic.
NO.
I only liked the colors and that it acted as a distinct border from the black background. No. No.
On a side note, yes david. That entry was gay. It definitely has a tendency to have romantic interest and sexual fantasies for other blog entries with Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1087008973911790912004-06-11T22:49:00.000-04:002004-06-11T22:56:13.910-04:00SuperlativesSt. James Gate is no good. My mother, brother, and father went there for a late dinner. We got there at 9:20, ordered dinner at 9:25, and our dinner was finally served to us at 10:20. At a really really REALLY expensive restaurant that serves top quality food that might be acceptable. At st. james gate... not so much. The hardest thing to prepare was the 1 ounce steak that I ordered. It wasMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086819591506681262004-06-09T18:18:00.000-04:002004-06-09T18:19:51.506-04:00And as for my fan-You are awesome. This is a shoutout to Jen, who left me a comment two entries ago. You rock my world.
On a side note, i have some potentially very exciting news for me (but inconsequential for everyone else, which is why I am going to share it). However, because nothing is definite yet, I'm not going to jinx it by saying anything. I pray for peace. And money. Preferably money.
Lets go eatMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086819481865780202004-06-09T18:15:00.000-04:002004-06-09T18:18:01.866-04:004?What is this thing? I don't quite understand this button. When I count it goes 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, etc. There is no 4, but yet on this keyboard, here it exists. What does it mean? What is it for?
Back to ponder the enigma that is this abnormal key on my keyboard-Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086712820441914312004-06-08T12:38:00.000-04:002004-06-08T12:40:20.440-04:00Happy Happy HappyI'm... at... Jon's... house...
Fuckin awesome. Like whoa... more excited than words can say. I want a pizza.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086619855414395482004-06-07T10:49:00.000-04:002004-06-07T10:50:55.416-04:00htmlI need to learn it now. Seriously, now. But i don't want to take too much time learning it. I just need to sit down for 5 hours and learn it through and through. Maybe i'll borrow that book david had, 5 years ago... if he still has it. Or not. Any thoughts?Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086578665900931762004-06-06T23:23:00.000-04:002004-06-06T23:24:25.900-04:00Return of the...King? Hebrew? Fellow Jew? Friend?
Whatever. Jon's coming back tomorrow. His plane arrives at 5:30. ante meridian. Which is code for in the morning. And it's a 12 hour flight. WHOOOOOOO JON IS COMING HOME. EXCITEMENT!!
Oh. And I now work at cold stone creamery. How exciting. Or maybe i mean to say that i'd rather kill myself.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086326925430781802004-06-04T01:27:00.000-04:002004-06-04T01:28:45.430-04:00Linda's CommentsI left a comment for linda on her blog. She commented back. It was too perfect to not post.
Me:
"1. They ARE perfect
2. Why are you living at Jake's house?
3. You're weird.
4.
5. You're really weird.
6. You're also attached to his hip. with a bungee cord."
Linda's Response:
"1. so i've been told
2. it just kind of ended up that way...
3. and proud of it
4. no taxation without representation!Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086297415177941792004-06-03T17:16:00.000-04:002004-06-03T17:16:55.176-04:00401st postWhoopee! I would have made a big deal over 400, but I forgot to. Oh well... too late now.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086297076448024562004-06-03T17:11:00.000-04:002004-06-03T17:11:16.446-04:00Victory at lastNeed I say more?Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-108629407625908652004-06-03T16:17:00.000-04:002004-06-03T16:21:16.260-04:00Announcement!In case you're blind, I've finally changed the template of this blog. The template doesn't come with all the innovations I made on my last template, so i'm working on editing it and tailoring this setting to suit my needs and desires. For instance, if you want to email me, you can just click on my name in the "posted by Matt" section. It is a link. And you can email me. Booyah, i rock. My Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086292707347952782004-06-03T15:57:00.000-04:002004-06-03T15:58:27.346-04:00Out of Sight, Out of MindYou know what they always say:
Out of sight, Out of mind.
My ass. It's more like a sine curve. Or maybe a tangent curve. Which isn't so much a curve as an abstract... thing.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-108628015265308022004-06-03T12:24:00.000-04:002004-06-03T12:29:12.653-04:00Lying ManagersThe head manager at the bookstore is a complete liar at times and because of it I wound up screwing over one of my friends. Curses. I feel really bad for my friend and i'm really pissed at the manager. He told me that she could have a job working all the time and she could start that job on monday. So that's what I told Kristina. Then Kristina went into the bookstore today following the Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086273443990289672004-06-03T10:32:00.000-04:002004-06-03T10:37:23.990-04:00New TemplateSo I'm pondering a new template, but all of them look like the guy designing them was on acid. There are only templates that are boringly simple and those that have so much color and so many curves it could drive a small animal to insanity. Why is there no happy medium? The only reason I'm even considering it is because I want the titles of these accursed entries to appear. Other than that, Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086272815762167692004-06-03T10:15:00.000-04:002004-06-03T10:26:55.763-04:00[]\;'/.,13294087Starship Troopers 2: Classic, awesome B movie.
BubbaHo-Tep: Not so Classic B movie.
Deathrace 2000: Amazingly Classic B movie.
Evil Dead: Mediocre B movie.
Army of Darkness: One of the best B movies of all time.
Flash Gordon: What the fuck?
That's my two cents.
For a minute i'd messed my keyboard up. When caps lock was off it was typing as though i was holding the shift key down, but Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086191606453523612004-06-02T11:50:00.000-04:002004-06-02T11:53:26.453-04:00ScamsInternet scams are hilarious. Apparently, for forwarding an email to all of my friends I can earn $245 for each person I forward it to from Bill Gates himself!! Wooooo.
The problems with this are many
1. By forwarding the email to my friends, I would intrinsically drive them all away.
2. Bill Gates doesn't want to give me money.
3. Bill Gates (or microsoft) can't possibly track every email Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086130404812544332004-06-01T18:52:00.000-04:002004-06-01T18:53:24.813-04:00MATTHEWMMasculineAAmazingTTerrificTToughHHotEExcitingWWittyName / Username:
Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com
HA! I've somehow managed to convince a website that i'm 'Hot'. It's difficult enough to think I'm witty... but hot! WOOOOOOO. Score 1 for me. Score 0 for... 'not me'. Booyah. What now?!
And now to walk away before I make myself look more foolish.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086129833781536862004-06-01T18:41:00.000-04:002004-06-01T18:43:53.780-04:0050 HitsHow, in the name of god, has this site been viewed nearly 50 times so far today? I haven't been this popular since I told a story involving the fabulous four, about a year ago. And my house was egged. It was over a year ago... right after february vacation... yes.
The lesson learned is this: Don't get your house egged. It smells really bad in the morning. Really bad.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086114972425902852004-06-01T14:29:00.000-04:002004-06-01T14:36:12.426-04:00Service my CustomerSo my Treo Handheld Organizer is horribly broken and, because the warranty is good for 1 year and It was bought on June 21 of last year, I'm finally calling to get it fixed. To cut a long, pointless story short, PEOPLE THAT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH WELL SHOULD NOT BE PAID TO BE CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS OVER THE PHONE.
Foreigner: "Can I Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1086065542103262732004-06-01T00:49:00.000-04:002004-06-01T00:52:22.103-04:00Battle of the Stubborn ProfileFinally, after years of harsh, bloody combat, I have defeated the horror that is my blogger profile.
Or maybe it's more accurate to say that I figured out how to add a little section complete with text and a link for my profile since my blogger template doesn't seem to like my profile. I have beaten blogger and now people can be fascinated by the multi-faceted personality that is the grand Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085902471514964722004-05-30T03:31:00.000-04:002004-05-30T03:34:31.513-04:00How about somebody make a sequal to the movie "Help, I married an Axe Murderer"
Or a prequel... It could be called:
"Help, I crucified Jesus!"
or perhaps:
"Question thyself and contemplate the Buddha."
or even better:
"Strap dynamite to thyself in the name of our god and all that is holy!"
or perhaps:
"Help! I have horrible aim and instead of dicing the garlic i sliced my son's... you Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085902289335506102004-05-30T03:28:00.000-04:002004-05-30T03:31:29.336-04:00Riddle me this, batman:
Why spend millions of dollars creating an elaborate garden in the middle of Brooklyn and then cut giant swathes of asphalt road that serve no purpose through it?
I was riddling it earlier today when i went to the Brookly Botanical Gardens with my family (avec mon famille, -to watashi-no kazoku). And we ate Jamaican Beef Patties. Yah Mon, dey were goot.
Is that how Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085901753477657172004-05-30T03:15:00.000-04:002004-05-30T03:22:33.476-04:00WARNING:
GIRLS ARE DANGEROUS. USE THEM. ONLY WITH DISCRETION.
On that note, I vote that all men become homosexuals. Everyone knows that women are attracted to gay men. If we are gay, we will become popular. Then, when the time is right, we can become un-gay and claim our prizes (otherwise known as trophies, objects, or in rare cases, women). I call my brother's in extra appendages to Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085846460246557272004-05-29T11:57:00.000-04:002004-05-29T12:01:00.246-04:00Somebody please explain to me why typing "yout oo" instead of "you too" is hilarious. I can't understand it. Or maybe I just don't want to. But I typed it, and now i can't stop laughing.
Apparently Kristina's sister thought that Shrek 2 only deserved an arousing 'meh' instead of the 4.972 thumbs up that i gave it. Poor child.
AND THERE IS A DOG BARKING NON STOP OUTSIDE AND I WANT TO Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085789875809895262004-05-28T20:17:00.000-04:002004-05-28T20:18:28.436-04:00I hate girls. They make life so complicated. Unfortunately for that sentiment, I am attracted only to girls. Life is difficult.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085751241553102792004-05-28T09:28:00.000-04:002004-05-28T09:34:01.553-04:00Ovarian CancerWhy can't the weather get past its hormonal mood swings and just pick a temperature. In the mornings its so cold i can't get out of bed. And by the time it's time for bed again there's sweat dripping off of me. Not literally. But that's the gerneral idea.
So i wake up at 9:00 so i can go for a bike ride and do other exciting things before i begin the dreary day that is job hunting. But no.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085710083324902932004-05-27T22:05:00.000-04:002004-05-27T22:08:03.323-04:00I don't know why, but after seeing the movie Van Helsing I went around referring to it as Van Halen for several days without realizing my mistake. But I did mean "Van Helsing" because i've never seen Van Halen. Van Helsing = Laughably awful. Only go see it if you are both in good company and are so bored you need to spend money to entertain yourselves in a non-pornographic way.
Or in a Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085675187805138412004-05-27T12:26:00.000-04:002004-05-27T12:26:27.806-04:00David, if you read this, call me.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085439848598811122004-05-24T18:58:00.000-04:002004-05-25T13:05:16.330-04:00So I graduated Bartending School on friday... whooooo!! Go me... and now i have a photo ID which reads:
Matthew Baer
Certified
Bartender/Mixologist
WBTO Member
That's right. And WBTO stands for World Bar Tenders Organization (or something like that). And I began job hunting today... and that's an entirely different story. Philippe told me he'd go job hunting with me today and we decided toMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1085291289699257052004-05-23T01:48:00.000-04:002004-05-23T01:48:09.700-04:00Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1084854731592040102004-05-18T00:20:00.000-04:002004-05-18T00:32:20.070-04:00If you haven't read the entry that came immediately before this one, you should. Because this is like Chapter 2 of that entry. But otherwise... enjoy. And now for an elipsis made of commas,,,
Semicolons?;;;
Squigglies~~~
At dinner on the second night at Beach Week my friends John and Kevin pulled out the Monopoly board and, over a course of some 2 hours, turned it into a full fledged Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1084754944873306472004-05-16T20:41:00.000-04:002004-05-16T20:49:04.873-04:00I went to a country club. I played golf. I have never seen so much white in one place. We stepped out of the car upon arrival and the feeling of WASP was so strong it nearly knocked me off my feet. I was with two of my friends... never have i felt so preppy before in my life. We were all wearing collar shirts with the collars popped and our various sunglasses/UVA hats. We rocked worlds. WeMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1082938777401490332004-04-25T20:19:00.000-04:002004-04-25T20:23:42.983-04:00I tried to work out the column stuff... and I failed miserably. Maybe I'll learn html? I don't think so... too lazy. Oh well, for the time being It'll have to be one long column.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1082926326483896172004-04-25T16:52:00.000-04:002004-04-25T16:56:11.373-04:00Who likes the new disclaimer? That's to ward off such annoyances as certain potheads and junkies... you know... and in case I ever decide to complain about someone that actually has my blog and then reads it. Yes... well. It's true. But it's also the first in several changes i'm going to try to make. I think I'm going to have 1 column for posts, 1 column for blogs and my counter, 1 column Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1082383566200883292004-04-19T10:06:00.000-04:002004-04-19T10:10:03.436-04:00Well... I'll be damned. I'm single again but yet I haven't had quite the chance to exercise my freedom. But fuck that... who cares? Unless you care ::gives you a sly smile... a lap dance... and giggles as you slip a $20 into my G-string..."
As I was saying... nevermind that sillyness. Victor Victoria (the play I was in for FYP) went up this weekend and it was nothing short of incredible. NoMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1082383122061681322004-04-19T09:58:00.000-04:002004-04-19T10:02:39.356-04:00Bush quotes post:
"Let me remind you that-and the people who are listening-that accounting in Washington is a little different than the way normal-I shouldn't say normal people-the average person accounts."
"I'm thankful that he's coming across the-actually, coming down from Canada, but coming across the sea to visit us."
"I think Mr. Greenspan-not to put words in his mouth-well, why don't I Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1081031342739385952004-04-03T17:29:00.000-05:002004-04-03T17:32:39.013-05:00Seriously, that's the best website ever.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1081030793262084852004-04-03T17:19:00.000-05:002004-04-03T17:23:29.623-05:00Those just got better and better. Wow. That's all i can say.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1081030650118233052004-04-03T17:17:00.000-05:002004-04-03T17:32:25.576-05:00What Is Your Battle Cry?Stalking across the desert, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Matt! And he gives a booming roar:"I'm going to hump you like it's my job, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"Find out!Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?created by beatings : powered by monkeys
What Is Your Battle Cry?Who is that, stalking across the candy store! It is Matt, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080884492808577612004-04-02T00:41:00.000-05:002004-04-02T00:45:10.686-05:00Does anyone else think that Alias is quite possibly the best show known to man? because i dont. I think it is certainly one of the better shows out there... but that isnt the point. The point is that I found a website where you can download episodes from any episode of any season of a wide variety of television shows. The only problem is that the computing people at UVA complain when I Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080325710550337452004-03-26T13:28:00.000-05:002004-03-26T13:31:55.920-05:00So I was just at lunch at the dining hall with some friends, one of whom was Will Gatlin. Will's friend Matt was down here visiting and he stopped by and said hi. So he is on spring break now from Williams in Massachusettes with Cows. As it turns out he knows Miles. And Cici (spelling?). And we had a nice little conversation about it. I just thought it was funny as hell. Not to mention, Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080314696876476822004-03-26T10:24:00.000-05:002004-03-26T10:28:22.123-05:00I just read an email from a while ago that included a letter about manufacturing. Apparently the Bush administration (which everyone knows I love so very much) intends to (or intended to... i'm not sure how old this is) classify jobs in fast food and bartending under the manufacturing category. Let me put it this way, I have never thought that crusty old guys in congress could be so funny. Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080314254742102692004-03-26T10:17:00.000-05:002004-03-26T10:21:04.373-05:00"I am sure the 163,000 factory workers who have lost their jobs in Michigan will find it heartening to know that a world of opportunity awaits them in high growth manufacturing careers like spatula operator, napkin restocking, and lunch tray removal."
Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) in a letter to Bush economic adviser Gregory Mankiw questioning the administration's suggestion that fast foot jobs Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080243294885194442004-03-25T14:34:00.000-05:002004-03-25T14:38:20.903-05:00The last one was really popular, so here's another drunk email I wrote before spring break. I was at the party when I wrote it. Har har har.
I am so drunk right now... I'm at the apary still and i domnt' sknow whose room i'm in but he's nice and h ah mulbrerry becauseji asked him. No backspacesin this emal bacauese i'm drunk and thta' s tha rukle. i don't know if this will make senest to Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080146756767790842004-03-24T11:45:00.000-05:002004-03-24T11:49:19.186-05:00In the middle of a lecture in my architecture class, my professor randomly stopped and said this:
"Where is this going? ...It must be the cough medicine I'm taking..."Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1080145201645296952004-03-24T11:20:00.000-05:002004-03-24T11:23:24.373-05:00Which Family Guy character are you?
Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1079890667161560362004-03-21T12:37:00.000-05:002004-03-21T12:41:05.920-05:00This is what happens when I write drunk emails to the FYP Email Collective. There is a "no backspace rule" which is just as it sounds.
I don't really now what the subject work means right now but i do know that it has to do with something that is funny to me. I would love to hear the Newdos at any time in the ever becasue the y were so good it ight just be good like so very much. I was tha Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1079759392896242452004-03-20T00:09:00.000-05:002004-03-20T00:13:09.873-05:00Memo to all students: In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be THE GOVERNMENTS policy to keep all students well taught through our school program of Special High Intensity Teaching (S.H.I.T).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. during aMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1079560080228317262004-03-17T16:48:00.000-05:002004-03-17T16:51:13.640-05:00I've actually had quite a laid back 3 days of classes thus far. I have one class on each of monday, wednesday, friday, and i do work all afternoon long. But so far it has been quite lazy-like work and i get to do it at a pace that isn't too rushed or crazed. I'm not looking forward to going to teach hebrew school tonight, but it'll be another $30 in the pocket, and that's always delicious. Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1079200232587490182004-03-13T12:50:00.000-05:002004-03-13T12:53:40.466-05:00So now I realize that i haven't written anything here in some 2 weeks. Or maybe closer to three? Or just two. Because weeks have 7 days in them and not 5. And now that my brain works...
Yesterday I had to go to an optomompolationipopolist (eye doctor? spelling? That doesn't look right...) because my cousin has some form of glaucoma that is extremely rare to begin with, but he is the Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1078082772639401632004-02-29T14:26:00.000-05:002004-02-29T14:29:03.780-05:00In response to the comments from my previous entry I have two addendums:
1. Yes, Robin can be included in those plans should she so desire.
2. I'll even supply towels for everyone.
Another tribute to Philippe is a song I found in a musical called "March of the Falsettos". The name... holy shit. The song is absolutely hilarious and follows somewhat in the trend that Philippe started. And of Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1078017811007644992004-02-28T20:23:00.000-05:002004-02-28T20:26:21.186-05:00A very interesting thing happened a while ago. I think it was about a month ago by now... but i'm just getting around to telling the story. First off, it finally stopped. That's right, I no longer have spontaneous orgasms. But that's not the problem I was thinking about (and it's only a problem because i had to bring a change of pants with me). And speaking of spontaneous orgasms... Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1078017222589647672004-02-28T20:13:00.000-05:002004-02-28T20:16:32.890-05:00It's that time again. I wont even announce it. Lets see if you figure it out on your own.
"Elaine Chow... she's the Secretary of the Department of Labor. When we're interested in jobs, we think about the Department of Labor."
"I appreciate Tommy (Thompson)... I appreciate Elaine Chow... I appreciate Bob Woodson... I appreciate Rodney Carrow... I appreciate John (Gregor)." -The President, Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1078016903940873792004-02-28T20:08:00.000-05:002004-02-28T20:11:14.310-05:00somebody tell me what the fuck this means:
My Celebrity Family by popstarprincessYour NameMomMartina McBrideDadTim AllenBrotherMartin LawrenceSisterLeAnn RimesBoyfriendNick CarterCreated with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!
Someday I'll understand why I clicked on that link. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077731440194029362004-02-25T12:50:00.000-05:002004-02-25T12:53:25.623-05:00
You're Brazil!
You're athletic, charming, and probably a good dancer.
Unfortunatley, you don't really mind chopping down the rain forest, and you probably
consider homeless people expendable in certain circumstances. Of course, your
personality is so diverse that it's hard to track down exactly what you're like. You
definitely like Pele, the World Cup, and shouting "gooooal" at theMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077574443901322672004-02-23T17:14:00.000-05:002004-02-23T17:16:47.420-05:00The stress is building. Life's insane. There's so much to do and not enough time to do it in. But In two weeks i'll finally have a break. So close...Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077480818929272722004-02-22T15:13:00.000-05:002004-02-22T15:16:21.030-05:00You are an enzyme. You are powerful, dark,variable, and can change many things at yourwhim...even when they're not supposed to bechanged. Bad you. You can be dangerous orwonderful; it's your choice.
Which Biological Molecule Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077295542459667002004-02-20T11:45:00.000-05:002004-02-20T11:48:21.450-05:0012 Reasons why gay people should not be allowed to marry:
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. (You just imagined the penguins. Anyway, penguins are unnatural: they're birds, they fly underwater. Nuff said.)
To understand the penuguins part in number 1, click this link: Penguins? What?
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid becasue they produce Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077130672513783662004-02-18T13:57:00.000-05:002004-02-18T14:00:28.653-05:00Bush quotes!
"With us, as well, is two other fine members of the congressional delegation from Pennsylvania."
"... while one of us can't do everything to help heal the hurt of America, each of us can do something to help make somebody's life in your community a better place."
"When a fellow American has more money in his or her pocket they're more likely to demand a good or a service. And in Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077126487348477952004-02-18T12:48:00.000-05:002004-02-18T12:50:43.560-05:00someday i'm going to have to sort through all my nonesense links. Seriously, there's way too much there. Or at least it is way too disorderly.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077125739919648352004-02-18T12:35:00.000-05:002004-02-18T12:38:16.263-05:00and here's another one. it's short. You know you want to.
Singing in Libraries is badMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077125647549812702004-02-18T12:34:00.000-05:002004-02-18T12:36:54.076-05:00In the spirit of Valentine's day (I know I am a spot late with this one...) here is a little website one of my friends showed me.
Shit Bitch BearsMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1077058794122963032004-02-17T17:59:00.000-05:002004-02-17T18:02:29.966-05:00So I have made a grievous mistake. I seriously offended my roommate, i think, by saying a bunch of stuff in an angsty and exhausted state that i didn't mean to say, and most of which isn't true. And Ross read what I wrote here and confronted me about it. I apologized and explained to him where I was coming from. He accepted my apology, but I read over what I wrote and I can't believe how Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076634667813772872004-02-12T20:11:00.000-05:002004-02-12T20:13:37.013-05:00In an interview with the Associated Press..
**********
SANTORUM: In every society, the definition of marriage has
not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not
to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child,
man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing.
And when you destroy that you have a dramatic impact on the
quality --
ASSOCIATED PRESS: I'm sorry, I Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076634550984934472004-02-12T20:09:00.001-05:002004-02-12T20:12:14.326-05:00This is a bit gross, so the faint of heart should turn away now.
Word of the Day:
santorum:
1) The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
2) Senator Rick Santorum for whom it was namedMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076634573051580412004-02-12T20:09:00.000-05:002004-02-12T20:12:02.263-05:00and if you don't believe me, try googling "santorum"
It's so true.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076454050207034602004-02-10T18:00:00.000-05:002004-02-10T18:03:16.716-05:00Ordering pizza in the year 2010
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your
order?
Customer: "Hi, I'd like to order."
Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,
it's 6102049998-45-54610."
Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742
Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your
office Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076259828800489592004-02-08T12:03:00.000-05:002004-02-08T12:06:12.263-05:00is it worth my time putting those bush quotes on here? Do people like them? Because it takes a spot of time. Time i could spend doing other stuff.
I have FYP callbacks today. In 24 hours i'm either going to be elated or incredibly depressed. I'm probably going to need to take some sleep inducing drug to fall asleep. Because if you get in, they collect you in the middle of the night (last Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1076257073616993192004-02-08T11:17:00.000-05:002004-02-08T11:20:16.840-05:00I thought these were entertaining. But you aren't obliged to read them. That's why i'm putting them before any sort of real entry i'm about to make.
Odd Signs in England
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS
A DAY CARE ON THE Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1075931458719331752004-02-04T16:50:00.000-05:002004-02-04T16:53:16.530-05:00I had to make 2 fields for my architecture class: 1 organic and 1 geometric. The organic one didn't have to be made out of organic materials. But I'll get to that later. First, a field is any repeating pattern of shapes, identical or not. So a carpet is a field, a row of windows is a field, a wall of bricks is a field, etc... A Geometric field is one with a series of regularly repeating Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1075837020240651262004-02-03T14:37:00.000-05:002004-02-03T14:39:16.920-05:00Check out this darwin award:
"Some men will got to extraordinary lengths to prove how macho they are. Frenchman Pierre Pumpille recently shunted a stationary car two feet by headbutting it. "Women thought I was a god," he explained from his hospital bed.
Deity or not, however, Pumpille is a veritable girl's blouse compared to Polish farmer Krystof Azninski, who staked a strong claim to being Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1075836404801242412004-02-03T14:26:00.001-05:002004-02-03T14:29:01.466-05:00Oh, and i am aware that a woman that can think is a rare breed. Although admittedly a thinking male is much more of an oddity.Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1075836375740520182004-02-03T14:26:00.000-05:002004-02-03T14:28:32.420-05:00here's a fun little story that robin emailed me a while ago:
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife likes to read.One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1075343994903354722004-01-28T21:39:00.000-05:002004-01-28T21:42:03.843-05:00Guess what time it is?
January 17/18: "Today we got Pamela Hedrick with us today." -January 14, 2003; Introducing a former welfare recipient at a White House function.
January 19: "We're here for have a substanative talk on a lot of issues." -January 14, 2003; Speaking in the Oval Office about his meetings with the visiting Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski.
January 20: "We expect SaddamMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1074893696152725802004-01-23T16:34:00.000-05:002004-01-23T16:36:58.293-05:00Baerclaw00 (4:27:29 PM): fine
TypicalBrunette (4:27:37 PM): fiiiiiine
Baerclaw00 (4:28:02 PM): like whatever
TypicalBrunette (4:28:12 PM): as if whatever get the picture
TypicalBrunette (4:28:15 PM): i can't remember the rest
Baerclaw00 (4:28:23 PM): like duh
TypicalBrunette (4:28:25 PM): i used to know the dance they do in clueless, did you know that?
Baerclaw00 (4:28:32 PM): i think you told meMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1074883130997353342004-01-23T13:38:00.000-05:002004-01-23T13:40:52.903-05:00Matt's easy and fool-proof method to avoid the contraction of STDs:
1. Don't be born.
2. In the event that the aforementioned fails, Live in a plastic bubble for your entire life breathing only purified and filtered air, eating only sanitized food.
3. In the event that the aforementioned fails, kill yourself immediately, but make sure you don't kiss, lick, touch, or even look at anything in the Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1074882965898482472004-01-23T13:36:00.000-05:002004-01-23T13:38:07.840-05:00In response to someone saying they'd rather learn about the birds and the bees and all the potential complications from their parents than from a sex-ed teacher:
Matt: "I'd rather learn about it a little bit from both... because if it was all my parents, that would just be wrong. It would be the most awkward conversation ever. Well... second only to a 12-year-old girl telling both her parentsMatthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3977482.post-1074882847970780532004-01-23T13:34:00.000-05:002004-01-23T13:36:09.936-05:00I had a very weird day yesterday. It began at 8:45 when I got up for breakfast and then class. At 10:00 Japanese started, at 10:50 it ended and I had to sprint across grounds for my 11:00 class (which ended at 12:15). After a 15 minute break, my next class started at 12:30 and went until 1:45. Then I had a 2:00 to a 2:50, a 3:30-4:45, and a 6:00-7:30. Finally, at 7:30 I was done for the day Matthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12846618179217910215noreply@blogger.com0